Fart Whistle

A Fart Whistle Alternative To The Whoopie Cushion

Let’s face it, as popular as the whoopie cushion is, there’s still a fair amount of set up that goes into it. Not to mention you have be clever with placement and concealment to even have a chance to pulling the practical joke off the first time.

You don’t have to worry about any of that with this four-inch “Fart Whistle.” It essentially replaces the bag of the whoopie cushion with your own lungs and breathe. It’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, up a sleeve or to quickly slip into a pocket after using it. This makes it easy to give it a big JUICY blow behind someone and then vanish it away in an instant. Just try to hold a straight face!

A Realistic Sounding Fart Whistle

One of the problems with a whoopie cushion is that it’s mostly monosyllabic. The air comes out in one uniform burst, which isn’t always the most realistic fart sound. With this four-inch fart whistle, you can practice a variety of different fart effects for hyper-realism or even a sweet comedic spin. For added effect, you could always toss in a vial of stink bomb to really bring this practical joke home!