All My Boobs Inappropriate 3D Boobs Card

Put their eyes where you want them. All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and text reading, “I love you with all my boobs*”. Inside, the message continues, “*I would say ‘heart’ but my boobs are bigger.” A generous set of heart-pastied milk pillows grows from the center, treating any boob-lover with a most appreciated visual. Give ‘em all the feels, then watch as they grovel over the twins. Never underestimate the might of your ample bosom.