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Nose Pencil Sharpener

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose

Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it in class while maintaining direct eye contact with your teacher, they'll love that.

Do Not Stick A Pencil Up Your Actual Nose

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike, this Nose Pencil Sharpener measures 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long. Now available in two skin tones!

$2.78

Original: $7.95

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Nose Pencil Sharpener—

$7.95

$2.78

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Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose

Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it in class while maintaining direct eye contact with your teacher, they'll love that.

Do Not Stick A Pencil Up Your Actual Nose

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike, this Nose Pencil Sharpener measures 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long. Now available in two skin tones!